At MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel, Germany, they teach us how to build our resumes. We all arrive as fresh laymen at this university. Really raw sexual beings. So they bum-feed us, at least those of us they do not show their real animal natures to with religion-based racist attacks. You can't trust German fundamentalists, can you?
Anyway, today it took me hours to compose a tag line for my resume. How do you like it?
Aaron Leopold: American freeloader in Germany willing to give free blowjobs @ Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig & Global Governance Institute 'if they take me'!
I also wrote two research topics on climate change if they take me. Would they work?
'Climate Change Due to Heat Generated by Human Body Lays Indulging in Free Blowjob Giving as a Habit'
'Climate Change Expected to Kill Billions of People this Season, Especially Folks Indulging in the Habit of Free Blowjob Giving'
'Heat Generated Through Free Blowjob Giving Responsible For Climate Change'
'Climate Change To Kill All Blowjob Givers This Season!'
I hope they take me. I really do.
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Monday, June 6, 2011
Two essential job skills in the world of climate change: copy-pasting & cut-and-paste skills
Today, I am going to show off my copy-pasting skills once again, which is to say I am serious about climate change man. I shall copy-paste Prof. Dr. Christoph Scherrer's scientific research articles on climate change here. In order to apply for a PhD in climate change at Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig, I would have to cut Christoph Scherrer's name and paste mine in its place. This is referred to as cut-and-paste job skill, nowadays a must not only in academia but also the world at large. I believe that the infamous Nazi-Taliban Hun Christoph Scherrer has been able to keep his miserable job at University of Kassel only because he has mastered both copy-pasting and cut-and-paste job skills.
Please see if you can help his parents by sending some money inside their bums. They are twin German Huns and their bank account details are pasted in one of the research articles copy-pasted below. Your donations are awaited, but you must write my name, Aaron Leopold, in a little box on the bank paper when you make your donations so that his parents would share the funds with me. I'd get to keep 2% of every donation that comes with my name. I cannot ask for more as I'm already a freeloader in Germany.
'Climate Change for Huns,' by Christoph Scherrer
Lady and gentleman, this is Wolfgang Sachs, horny honorary professor at University of Kassel, Germany. He also works for Wuppertal Institut für Klima, Umwelt, Energie GmbH or Wuppertal Institute for Climate, Environment, Energy. He needs a tight screw in his Ana.
This is the photo of the toy he uses not only to somehow explain climate change to students but also to urge them to grab hold of his round Ana. He's got it really round and huge. Use him as your sofa, he's a shabby profesor to sit on.
Please join us to take Wolfgang Sachs' Ana. This is all he knows: the climate of the world has changed, today Germany is all Arab gay male; there's a man in each and every German woman's vagina.
Ooooh Wolfgang Sachs belongs to a world of opportunists, unless it is you who take advantage of him and abuse him. Insult Wolfgang Sachs' vagina now!
Aaaah Wolfgang Sachs is just a wannabe loser Hun I would beat. As you may guess, all faculty members of University of Kassel compete to attract students: Who has got the best panties? Who has the best tools to take to class? I wanna be winner. Support me. Mail me checks or transfer money to my parents' bank account urgently:
How to transfer money to Christoph Scherrer, MA-PhD University of Kassel, Germany?
Kreditinstitut: Dresdner Bank
Bankleitzahl: 500 800 00
Kontonummer: 0460106301
I look forward to your cooperation. Entrepreneurs, enter me now! Choose me over your wives, your sons. Enter me urgently! Ooooh. Destroy it! Aaaaah.
Hung
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also available for free and for purchase @ The Global Labour University (GLU)
'Follow Me!' by Christoph Scherrer
As Wolfgang Sachs puts it in his climate change articles, "Don't eat animals, we feel hurt. People of our race, the Huns decrease in number around the globe each time you consume an animal."
Like me and Thomas Dürmeier, Wolfgang Sachs looks like a prototypical emaciated gay always hungry for butt. I know old men look really ugly when they're always on a diet. We don't care. Just consume us instead of consuming animals!
Hit us. Destroy it. Mix your blood with ours. Breed the Huns for the survival of the world in a time of climate change and natural disasters around the world like the one that hurt Japans!
Ooooh I feel hurt. We have the same Ana after all. Aaaah I wanna Japanese in my cunt now! Please join MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel urgently. Ooooh I had a Japanese student once, a cunt by the name of Takahiro Oki. Aaaaah he licked me like a cat again and again. Up his Ana, down his Ana, I think about him everyday. Takahiro Oki come back to me today, I need your Ana! Andreas Hänlein, Christian Möllmann, Barbara Dickhaus, and Christine Löw send their regards. Ooooh my hero Hun, Takahiro Oki fill me now!
Hung
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Please see if you can help his parents by sending some money inside their bums. They are twin German Huns and their bank account details are pasted in one of the research articles copy-pasted below. Your donations are awaited, but you must write my name, Aaron Leopold, in a little box on the bank paper when you make your donations so that his parents would share the funds with me. I'd get to keep 2% of every donation that comes with my name. I cannot ask for more as I'm already a freeloader in Germany.
'Climate Change for Huns,' by Christoph Scherrer
Lady and gentleman, this is Wolfgang Sachs, horny honorary professor at University of Kassel, Germany. He also works for Wuppertal Institut für Klima, Umwelt, Energie GmbH or Wuppertal Institute for Climate, Environment, Energy. He needs a tight screw in his Ana.
This is the photo of the toy he uses not only to somehow explain climate change to students but also to urge them to grab hold of his round Ana. He's got it really round and huge. Use him as your sofa, he's a shabby profesor to sit on.
Please join us to take Wolfgang Sachs' Ana. This is all he knows: the climate of the world has changed, today Germany is all Arab gay male; there's a man in each and every German woman's vagina.
Ooooh Wolfgang Sachs belongs to a world of opportunists, unless it is you who take advantage of him and abuse him. Insult Wolfgang Sachs' vagina now!
Aaaah Wolfgang Sachs is just a wannabe loser Hun I would beat. As you may guess, all faculty members of University of Kassel compete to attract students: Who has got the best panties? Who has the best tools to take to class? I wanna be winner. Support me. Mail me checks or transfer money to my parents' bank account urgently:
How to transfer money to Christoph Scherrer, MA-PhD University of Kassel, Germany?
Kreditinstitut: Dresdner Bank
Bankleitzahl: 500 800 00
Kontonummer: 0460106301
I look forward to your cooperation. Entrepreneurs, enter me now! Choose me over your wives, your sons. Enter me urgently! Ooooh. Destroy it! Aaaaah.
Hung
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Also available for free and for purchase @ The Global Labour University (GLU)
'Follow Me!' by Christoph Scherrer
As Wolfgang Sachs puts it in his climate change articles, "Don't eat animals, we feel hurt. People of our race, the Huns decrease in number around the globe each time you consume an animal."
Like me and Thomas Dürmeier, Wolfgang Sachs looks like a prototypical emaciated gay always hungry for butt. I know old men look really ugly when they're always on a diet. We don't care. Just consume us instead of consuming animals!
Hit us. Destroy it. Mix your blood with ours. Breed the Huns for the survival of the world in a time of climate change and natural disasters around the world like the one that hurt Japans!
Ooooh I feel hurt. We have the same Ana after all. Aaaah I wanna Japanese in my cunt now! Please join MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel urgently. Ooooh I had a Japanese student once, a cunt by the name of Takahiro Oki. Aaaaah he licked me like a cat again and again. Up his Ana, down his Ana, I think about him everyday. Takahiro Oki come back to me today, I need your Ana! Andreas Hänlein, Christian Möllmann, Barbara Dickhaus, and Christine Löw send their regards. Ooooh my hero Hun, Takahiro Oki fill me now!
Hung
Prof. Christoph Scherrer
Sunday, June 5, 2011
They call me obese American freeloader in Germany
Americans have been poking into me. Here's what they say:
Aaron Leopold is an Obese American Freeloader in Germany!
Aaron Leopold is an American Bum in Germany for Free Education, Free Food, Free Lays!
And so on and so forth.
It gets me to break wind again and again.
Well, where did you hear the following: "Free Giveaways" and "Buy 1 Get 1 Free"?
In America we want everything free, we the labor class, or we'd run away! It is Germany we desire. Give it free to American labor class or we would invade it sooner or later! Surely Germany is the promised land for lower rungs of society. Come to University of Kassel, Germany today to get free education, free food and free lays! All people from low socioeconomic groups are most welcome. It is Germany we choose, it is Germany we'd screw!
Aaron Leopold is an Obese American Freeloader in Germany!
Aaron Leopold is an American Bum in Germany for Free Education, Free Food, Free Lays!
And so on and so forth.
It gets me to break wind again and again.
Well, where did you hear the following: "Free Giveaways" and "Buy 1 Get 1 Free"?
In America we want everything free, we the labor class, or we'd run away! It is Germany we desire. Give it free to American labor class or we would invade it sooner or later! Surely Germany is the promised land for lower rungs of society. Come to University of Kassel, Germany today to get free education, free food and free lays! All people from low socioeconomic groups are most welcome. It is Germany we choose, it is Germany we'd screw!
I really wanna make it, please take me @ Global Governance Institute & Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig!
I found this on a Facebook group filled with senile global labor union members and genitalia of Germany. Before the tight-assed Germans get to delete it, I copy-pasted it not only to show off my copy pasting skills to job agencies but also to make a plea. I do not wanna be crushed under the German bum. I'd copy-paste this on all my future job applications just to get away from it all! They'd refer to me as an American layabout unless I inform potential employers where I am coming from. This is to say, 'It's not my fault, really, it ain't; it is they who did it!' Hence, this shall be copy-pasted on my job applications. This is my bargaining power.
Charles: A friend showed me a very strange thing, though I'm not surprised. This is labor class alright. I was shown several police reports against Nazi Taliban Christoph Scherrer of Global Labour University. These reports refer to the German labor union leader (professor?) as a rape attempter, robber and terrorist. So you're dealing with Taliban style labor class fanatics at University of Kassel, Germany. Pity pity poor German Huns. Oh they're so poor they must rob people etc.!
Michelle: Hi Charles, thanks for sharing this information. I'm sure nobody likes German labor camps. However, I am not sure if this global labor union group would allow you to speak against Nazis, let alone Taliban. Germans are very secretive. It's a Freemason society, right? Then again, let's see how much these labor rights folks care for human rights. I also observed that this complaint has been around for many years now. Germans aren't listening, as usual. Anyway, if this labor union facebook group tries to hide the information you imparted, tell your friends to keep posting here anyway until somebody hears and kicks out Christoph Scherrer from Global Labour University. For all he's worth, he should beg on the streets rather than rob people. I also read he's the grandson of a 'brown priest,' like Osama bin Laden I suppose. Fanatics!
Charles: A friend showed me a very strange thing, though I'm not surprised. This is labor class alright. I was shown several police reports against Nazi Taliban Christoph Scherrer of Global Labour University. These reports refer to the German labor union leader (professor?) as a rape attempter, robber and terrorist. So you're dealing with Taliban style labor class fanatics at University of Kassel, Germany. Pity pity poor German Huns. Oh they're so poor they must rob people etc.!
Michelle: Hi Charles, thanks for sharing this information. I'm sure nobody likes German labor camps. However, I am not sure if this global labor union group would allow you to speak against Nazis, let alone Taliban. Germans are very secretive. It's a Freemason society, right? Then again, let's see how much these labor rights folks care for human rights. I also observed that this complaint has been around for many years now. Germans aren't listening, as usual. Anyway, if this labor union facebook group tries to hide the information you imparted, tell your friends to keep posting here anyway until somebody hears and kicks out Christoph Scherrer from Global Labour University. For all he's worth, he should beg on the streets rather than rob people. I also read he's the grandson of a 'brown priest,' like Osama bin Laden I suppose. Fanatics!
I have no potential to succeed unless I copy and paste, copy and paste like my professors at ICDD, University of Kassel
I, too, will copy paste like all other Germans if they take my arse @ Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig, Germany & Global Governance Institute. I have low IQ although I'm an obese American man with small balls. If they take my arse I'd do anything; anything! I wanna leave University of Kassel behind. Just Google "Christoph Scherrer" or any of his programs, or Google "Nazi-Taliban Christoph Scherrer" to learn how this university depresses folks like me until we are ridiculed and forced to pretend we would leave. All of the following are Nazi-Taliban pogroms at University of Kassel, Germany. They're only for dullards depressed under Nazi bums with no potential to reach highs unless they copy and paste, copy and paste:
MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG)
MA Global Political Economy (GPE)
Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance
International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD)
Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development
Global Labour University (GLU)
MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG)
MA Global Political Economy (GPE)
Promotionskolleg Global Social Policies and Governance
International Center for Development and Decent Work (ICDD)
Graduate School of Socio-Ecological Research for Development
Global Labour University (GLU)
How American Attitude Toward Labor Got Me Stuck to Nazi Germany Forever
I belong to American labor force. I came to Germany as a ball boy. The only other American I knew at Universität Kassel was Ms. Nicole De Cuir, well known as Miss Pubic Hairs throughout Germany. This university threw her into the world of prostitution even as she pretended she only served as a photocopy shop girl. I licked Prof. Wolfgang Sachs' balls there. I just licked and licked more and more balls. I cannot return to America. No jobs there for the labor force! They just ridicule us, for we are Red Indian Native Americans and nowadays America insists on hiring only high IQ folks.
So I have decided to stay on in Germany where labor is king. I have very small balls, but I wanna grow big. Our university's reputation is very poor. So now I will make plenty of websites pretending I serve German Huns at Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig, Germany & Global Governance Institute. Let's pretend I can grow big. What is Global Governance Institute? No Wikipedia on it either! It's like me, a wannabe with low potential. Nowadays people refer to University of Kassel as Nazi-Taliban prostitution den. I wanna escape! Yet there is no hope for me.
So I will stay on in Germany, pretending that I can stop Day of Judgment through climate change man. I continue to be inspired by Mr. Wolfgang Sachs of Wuppertal Institut für Klima, Umwelt, Energie GmbH and/or Wuppertal Institute for Climate, Environment and Energy. He's a horny gay professor at University of Kassel, where I got a free degree called MA Global Political Economy (GPE). Germans gave me everything free. Here, labor is surely king, unlike in Afghanistan where the labor force is only trying hard to succeed in the body of Taliban Huns. Nazi-Taliban labor force in Germany is surely superior to them!
So I have decided to stay on in Germany where labor is king. I have very small balls, but I wanna grow big. Our university's reputation is very poor. So now I will make plenty of websites pretending I serve German Huns at Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig, Germany & Global Governance Institute. Let's pretend I can grow big. What is Global Governance Institute? No Wikipedia on it either! It's like me, a wannabe with low potential. Nowadays people refer to University of Kassel as Nazi-Taliban prostitution den. I wanna escape! Yet there is no hope for me.
So I will stay on in Germany, pretending that I can stop Day of Judgment through climate change man. I continue to be inspired by Mr. Wolfgang Sachs of Wuppertal Institut für Klima, Umwelt, Energie GmbH and/or Wuppertal Institute for Climate, Environment and Energy. He's a horny gay professor at University of Kassel, where I got a free degree called MA Global Political Economy (GPE). Germans gave me everything free. Here, labor is surely king, unlike in Afghanistan where the labor force is only trying hard to succeed in the body of Taliban Huns. Nazi-Taliban labor force in Germany is surely superior to them!
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