At MA Labour Policies and Globalisation (LPG), University of Kassel, Germany, they teach us how to build our resumes. We all arrive as fresh laymen at this university. Really raw sexual beings. So they bum-feed us, at least those of us they do not show their real animal natures to with religion-based racist attacks. You can't trust German fundamentalists, can you?
Anyway, today it took me hours to compose a tag line for my resume. How do you like it?
Aaron Leopold: American freeloader in Germany willing to give free blowjobs @ Helmholtz Centre for Environmental Research (UFZ) in Leipzig & Global Governance Institute 'if they take me'!
I also wrote two research topics on climate change if they take me. Would they work?
'Climate Change Due to Heat Generated by Human Body Lays Indulging in Free Blowjob Giving as a Habit'
'Climate Change Expected to Kill Billions of People this Season, Especially Folks Indulging in the Habit of Free Blowjob Giving'
'Heat Generated Through Free Blowjob Giving Responsible For Climate Change'
'Climate Change To Kill All Blowjob Givers This Season!'
I hope they take me. I really do.
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