Americans have been poking into me. Here's what they say:
Aaron Leopold is an Obese American Freeloader in Germany!
Aaron Leopold is an American Bum in Germany for Free Education, Free Food, Free Lays!
And so on and so forth.
It gets me to break wind again and again.
Well, where did you hear the following: "Free Giveaways" and "Buy 1 Get 1 Free"?
In America we want everything free, we the labor class, or we'd run away! It is Germany we desire. Give it free to American labor class or we would invade it sooner or later! Surely Germany is the promised land for lower rungs of society. Come to University of Kassel, Germany today to get free education, free food and free lays! All people from low socioeconomic groups are most welcome. It is Germany we choose, it is Germany we'd screw!
